I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
Khaled Hosseini (via fassadenmensch)(Source: winterkristall, via ihadtochangemyurl-sorry)
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(via happy-nessandbooks)
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK
I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT
WOAH WHAT THE F ACK
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via ignite-the-skies)
